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Post by ellendegeneres (via thefideliuscharm)
April 23, 2014 at 2:19 AM | Post Permalink | 62,000 notes

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

Post by butt-grab (via imadamsel-imindistress)
April 23, 2014 at 2:15 AM | Post Permalink | 81,993 notes

fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

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Post by everythingroyalty (via fishingboatproceeds)
April 23, 2014 at 2:14 AM | Post Permalink | 191,246 notes

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Post by g-iggle (via thefideliuscharm)
April 23, 2014 at 2:13 AM | Post Permalink | 16,161 notes

dabombdotgov:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the places highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is a FOOTPATH not a SIDEWALK. Second of all, it’s called a FIZZY DRINK not a SODA. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING TROLLEYS not SHOPPING CARTS. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Americans do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you.
So please, just know that if you are from Noth America, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the US and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Canada talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can any american accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in a European country. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a US citizen having a job oppurtunity and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from Russia or Asia or Australia, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.I really don’t consider Alaska a part of the US, so you all are excused. 

yeah but do YOU have 50 chicken mcnuggets?

yeah. i thought not you wet leaf drinking weenie.

dabombdotgov:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the places highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is a FOOTPATH not a SIDEWALK. Second of all, it’s called a FIZZY DRINK not a SODA. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING TROLLEYS not SHOPPING CARTS. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Americans do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you.

So please, just know that if you are from Noth America, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the US and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Canada talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can any american accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in a European country. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a US citizen having a job oppurtunity and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from Russia or Asia or Australia, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.

I really don’t consider Alaska a part of the US, so you all are excused.

yeah but do YOU have 50 chicken mcnuggets?

yeah. i thought not you wet leaf drinking weenie.

Post by the-unpopular-opinions (via thefideliuscharm)
April 23, 2014 at 2:10 AM | Post Permalink | 8,375 notes

frricker:

frricker:

in 2014 can we just act like the doge thing never existed please

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im deleting my blog

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Post by memeking69 (via officialfrenchtoast)
April 23, 2014 at 2:08 AM | Post Permalink | 16,686 notes

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

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Post by damagaladriel (via officialfrenchtoast)
April 23, 2014 at 2:07 AM | Post Permalink | 240,914 notes

angelasongmueller:

korranation:

nickanimationstudio:

Happy Earth Day!
An original by LOK Character Designer, Angela Mueller.

Earth Day cheer from our pals at the Nick Animation Studio (but most importantly, the Carrot Spirit).

Hey look, guys! I did art! Yay! 

angelasongmueller:

korranation:

nickanimationstudio:

Happy Earth Day!

An original by LOK Character Designer, Angela Mueller.

Earth Day cheer from our pals at the Nick Animation Studio (but most importantly, the Carrot Spirit).

Hey look, guys! I did art! Yay! 

Post by nickanimationstudio (via bryankonietzko)
April 23, 2014 at 2:05 AM | Post Permalink | 7,696 notes

concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

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Post by hotwinger (via octoswan)
April 23, 2014 at 1:59 AM | Post Permalink | 111,181 notes

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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Post by absinthecake (via octoswan)
April 23, 2014 at 1:59 AM | Post Permalink | 14,173 notes

stmungos:

fred or george

resquested by anonymous

Post by stmungos (via stmungos)
April 23, 2014 at 1:54 AM | Post Permalink | 74 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

when someone gives me a compliment 

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Post by officialfrenchtoast (via stmungos)
April 23, 2014 at 1:54 AM | Post Permalink | 70,199 notes

Bryan: Some people say that Mike resembles Aang, but honestly, I don’t see it.

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Post by miikasaas (via lovebender-makorra)
April 23, 2014 at 1:51 AM | Post Permalink | 6,701 notes

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

Post by oiruman (via octoswan)
April 23, 2014 at 1:49 AM | Post Permalink | 435,856 notes

pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12

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Post by partytimehexcellent (via sam-sanders)
April 23, 2014 at 1:49 AM | Post Permalink | 112,418 notes

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