so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD
Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.
If you live in any of the places highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is a FOOTPATH not a SIDEWALK. Second of all, it’s called a FIZZY DRINK not a SODA. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING TROLLEYS not SHOPPING CARTS. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Americans do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you.
So please, just know that if you are from Noth America, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the US and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Canada talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can any american accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in a European country. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a US citizen having a job oppurtunity and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from Russia or Asia or Australia, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.
I really don’t consider Alaska a part of the US, so you all are excused.
yeah but do YOU have 50 chicken mcnuggets?
yeah. i thought not you wet leaf drinking weenie.
in 2014 can we just act like the doge thing never existed please
im deleting my blog
Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day
Happy Earth Day!
An original by LOK Character Designer, Angela Mueller.
Earth Day cheer from our pals at the Nick Animation Studio (but most importantly, the Carrot Spirit).
Hey look, guys! I did art! Yay!
Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
resquested by anonymous
when someone gives me a compliment
Bryan: Some people say that Mike resembles Aang, but honestly, I don’t see it.
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
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